Friday, June 27, 2008
Goon Production Bloggermeister v.1

6/18/08 - Two days before shoot(Phone rings)Producer Aaron: Hey Benny boy, what time you get offa work?
Me: 2:00 mang, what up?
PA: We need to run out and get some stuff for your costume.
Me: Aight, ill be there at 2:30.
(time elapse 2 hours)Me: Hey man lets go.
(Me, and PA hop in da jeep)(Spend 6 hours looking for a vest, and a hawaiian shirt, with mixed result)I am tired of being in this car, i am sick of my producers lame music, i am hungry, tired, and want to get home.
6/19/08 - One day before my first shots.
I am really exited to start on this project, i am getting paid nothing, yet can hardley stay still. my entire shift at work, i just wouldn't shut up about getting there, and getting started.
(off work at 3:00)
I am 7 kinds of ready to get on the road.
(phone rings)
Producer Aaron: "Benny boy", he said with a salesmen in his voice. "I need You to go get a suit coat, just get it, and bring it up with you"
Me: Aw man, ok no problem.
I get home, change and get out to the place, get the coat, and am on my way home.
(phone rings)
Me: Fuck!, hello?
PA: Bennny boooooy!
Me: What up:
PA: We need to get to the post office on commonwelth, to pick up a package
Me: (tired, needing to pack, tired of running round) OK FINE.
PA: I love you
Me: Fuck....I love you too.
(i go to the post office, get package, then i get too the dry cleaners to get a coat)
(phone rings)
Me: NO!!...hello?
PA: Bennny booooy!, we need you to go to cypress to get a cable, that our dp forgot
Me: Mmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! fine!
(i drive to cypress, get cable, get home for packing)
9:30 pm, leave to location.
(phone rings)
Me: Hello?
PA: Can you go to hunnington beach to get marcs contanct lenses?
Me: (angry angry ANGRY silence).
-Ben
;10:06 AM